Friday, September 17, 2010

From Yorkshire With Love


I can make a bow! Or heheh, can I? 


If you just saw my invention, you would laugh your head off! I call it a bow apparatus :P





Yep. Again autumn colours. 

I love this:

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in God; He will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in God; God will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in God; God will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven,  I don't believe such a kind of things but necessary for the joke) the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you a row boat, a speed boat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?" 

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I'm like that man, but looks like I had my wake up call with the helicopter :D Sometimes it surprises you how blind or stubborn you actually can be.

2 comments:

  1. Nice job, Annemaritta! Did you color all those leaves?
    Good joke. :-)

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  2. Great Joke Annemaritta. So long as you got in sometime eh!! :D Love your card, beautiful colours. Very nice bow, can we see a pic of your bow apparatus lol.

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