8. “It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."
7. Some people “can't see the forest for the trees” but can have "storm in a teacup"
6. "Life is what happens when you're making other plans." John Lennon
5. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
4. "I'm hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit."
3. "I couldn't be more surprised if you threw hot grits in my face!"
2. "When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
1. "Don't kick yourself in the leg."
LOL, thank you Dorcas, added to the collection :p